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The things men want because (most) can't have them.
Little Girl: Mommy, why do men like boobs so much?
Mother: Well honey, It's because men want what they can't have.
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If you have seen one pair, you want to see them all
"I just got to see Janets boobs, I can't wait to see more"
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1. a woman's breast
2. a stupid person, a rural oaf.
3. a blunder
The girls boobs were rediculously large. When I saw them, I thought she must have had implants inserted for sure.
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Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.
Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?
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she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)
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Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.
Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick?
Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.
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