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person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.
they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.
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A Born again Christian from a humble and honest prospective is a person or people who allow love, positivity, grace and the Holy Spirit into their heart after traumatic events and or addictions. To be a born again, you must practice growing and cultivating your spiritual journey and health for the rest of your life. It is believing and understanding in a sacred power to rely on for inner strength. After one has been saved and knows that they are not the same as before, the struggle in your soul is still alive but can be controlled, with love and compassion for yourself and others.
Learning to love and have inner peace is a perk of becoming a true Born Again Christian.
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A person who died as a virgin and is reincarnated but has yet, if ever, to get some action. Such breed of people commonly practice a high level of social retartedness and often with looks that do little to trigger sexual desires of others i.e. neither beautiful on the inside nor the outside.
After hearing Jack complain yet again about his inabaility to get a nose job due to his poor financial state and his enthusiasm in the use of pick-up lines, removed all doubts of Jack being a born again virgin.
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When a politician abruptly becomes conscious about government spending and the national debt, often occuring after their political party becomes the minority, and thus has less government influence to pass legislation.
Several Republican members of the House of Representatives became born-again fiscal conservatives when Barack Obama became President, after years of wasterful spending.
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A person who has been wronged by the world often many times and has finally decided enough is enough, and uses black magic to defend themselves from the bullies of the world.
A person who seeks justice through black magic where all else has failed.
He's a born again black magician.
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When a gay man (who has primarily been a top most of their lives) has such a good experience getting fucked that they see a blinding light of inspiration from the heavens above to the point that they feel “born again”. They then pledge the rest of their existence towards being a TOTAL BOTTOM.
Big dick David got his BUSSY worked so good at the park last month that he’s totally lost interest in topping. Another top converted to being a BORN AGAIN BOTTOM.
With the average internet person no longer having enough enemies to keep up with supply versus demand, people have taken on every available avenue of life (both online & offline) just to take on any new possible enemy available just for a small window of a chance to tell them... "Get born again! Go shit yourself out of your own ass!" In other words, GBA (Get Born Again) & GSY (Go Shit Yourself)!
Marcy:
"Hi, Karen! Nice curtains!"
Karen:
"Why don't you get born again, Marcy? Go shit yourself out of your own ass!"
People can't make enough enemies these days to supply enough of the laugh demand. What are we resorting to?
"All around the world, people are telling each other to get born again and to go shit themselves out of their own asses!"