who bought the mug?

a question, who bought the urban dictionary mug? like do those people even exist?
add me on discord and answer me the question

Yunko#7227

who bought the mug? Story
Guy: did you buy the urban dictionary mug?
Guy 2: no wtf who buys that?
Guy: I did!

bought-o-biography

an autobiography or memoir written for the "author" by a professional ghostwriter

The starving novelist supplements her income by ghostwriting the occasional celebrity bought-o-biography.

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shoulda bought a honda

When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision

Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!

Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!

Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!

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Store bought Conservative

Conservatives who work as puppets for the Bush/Cheney administration such as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ext. They are never to be confused with Independant conservatives.

If you want good right-wing radio, don't listen to that store bought conservative, listen to Michael Savage instead!

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store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

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you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

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just like a bought one

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.

After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...

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