Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day
-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day
A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
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The night about age eight a boy gets a pussy cut into him by a eight foot cop
Boy lovers fuck with knives it hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass