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a way for orthodontists to torture little children. they say that it will only be 2 years at the MAXIMUM, but really, they are just lying & you will have braces for 4+ years. If you are told you need braces, you may as well kill yourself now.
Bro #1: "OH. MY. GAWD. I was told I had to get braces."
Bro #2: "Woah bro, I'd just go ahead and kill yourself then go through all that torture."
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metal wires that straiten your teeth, usually used on tweens and teenagers
My braces hurt!"
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to be punched in the face hard enough to cause an absence of braces, on occasion followed by loss of conciseness.
"yooo! that nigga just got BRACED"
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Square, metal pieces of junk that are glued to your teeth with wires that run through them. Prevents you from making out. Cut your mouth and sometimes cause excruciating numbness or infections. Probably worth less than jeans at Hollister. Overpriced, though your insurance company would probably cover it. Despite most of the negative definitions of braces, they rock shit. It proves how rich you are. Angelina Jolie wore braces. They are also an excellent excuse generator. Not to mention how awesome they look when the moonlight reflects off them. Total leetness~!
W: Dude check out my new braces
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~
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Actually not that bad! If you’re looking this up there’s a 68% chance your getting braces and are nervous. Or you’re just really bored and searching up random stuff on Urban Dictionary. But trust me it’s not that bad at all!
Friend: Hey! Have you gotten braces? I’ve been told they are SUPER painful!
Me: Actually, they aren’t that bad. Just a bit uncomfortable while getting them on and a bit sore afterwards but that’s it!
Braces are SO in fashion! It just shows that you're rich... and uh yeah it makes your teeth look good after you've got them off.
Hey!! Angelina Jolie had braces! Now I know why she is so hot.
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