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A woman who is sexually turned-out by another woman, then leaves her man to be with that woman.
Originator: Feloni
Yo chick is brand new if she hangs in titty-bars
Yo chick is brand new is she likes menojois toi
Yo chick is brand new if she likes to wear yo drawls
Yo chick is brand new if she leaves you fo a broad
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1. A band that proves that if you take a bunch of shit and throw it together, there are always people to love it. They gained popularity quickly when it became trendy to listen to shitty music that nobody cares about. Considered great songwriters by teenage girls everywhere thanks to pseudo "musicians" prasing them (they suck).
2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire
3. Music that traveled though time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.
4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit suicide if forced to do battle against it.
Person A: "Who is the shittiest band ever?"
Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New."
"Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human race is no longer worth it."
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Acting like each moment is brand new or like every time you meet someone they are the love of your life.
Two soccer moms chatting before picking up their girls from practice :
Betty: OMG Lisa, look at that pervert, it's like he's brand new every time one of the girls passes by.
Betty: OMG your right and look at him rubbing himself, barf me out, I'm going to report this asshole.
Lisa: Word!
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A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.
Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.
A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!
Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?
The act of becoming someone who you are not, or showing out for a certain group of individuals.
What happened to him? He’s acting brand new.
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When a person displays that they are better than their friends, or treats their friends indifferently, especially where there has been a relationship of good standing previously; hence the term 'new'. i.e. without any history with you.
Why Jamie acting brand new like he don't know nobody? Just be cause he got a car don't mean shit, we practically grew up in the same house and yesterday he said he couldn't come over my house because it has a garage. I was like, well what about all those other 1000's of times.
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