Erectile dysfunction brought on by too much drinking. Aka "too drunk to fuck"
Dude, she was hot as hell but I could not get my dick hard cause I had brewers droop.
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The act of pouring beer into a fat woman's anus crack, then let it marinate in her anal juices, and slurp out of her ass.
Dude, did you hear about dat nasty Wisconsin Brewer that C Quick pulled on Ann-Marie last night
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contrary to whatever captain sparklepants thinks, the milwaukee brewers lost a total of 106 games in 2002, not even close to the mlb record for most losses in a season. that honor is held by the 1899 cleveland spiders at 20-134. not recent enough for ya? try the 1962 mets, in their expansion year, who went 40-120. in fact, the brewers don't even crack the top (bottom?) ten in terms of losing records. also, look for the brewers to rebound in the 2006-07 season, with a promising young group of young guys and an undervalued pitching staff; the team will fight for the wild card this year and contend for the division crown for the next several.
the milwaukee brewers have some great young players--rickie weeks is the next robin yount; prince fielder is the next cecil fielder; etc.
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Josh Brewer is a rare type of human who thinks he is good at games because he plays dark souls
I play dark souls
You must be josh brewer
One of the sexiest, smartest and funniest humans to ever exist
"Have you ever heard of Louis Brewer?"
"Who hasn't?"
Charlie Brewer is the quarterback at Baylor University. He originally wanted to play for the University of Texas like his father and grandfather before him but ended up at Baylor. He is undoubtedly attractive but his football skills are less certain. He's majoring in Integrated Studies just like every D1 athlete out there. All of the girls are in love with him even though it is rumored that talking to him his like talking to a brick wall. He is rarely seen on campus and when he is everyone freaks out.
Did you hear that Charlie Brewer does cocaine? I hope that isn't true.
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A team that sucked for 25 years and had no fan support and when they finally got good there fans act liek they loved them
Milwaukee Brewers 2006 attendance for a game 5,000
Milwaukee Brewers 2007 attendance for a gam 25,000
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