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The pinnacle example of the permanent female condition of confusion.
A woman who ends up getting EXACTLY what she wants and it scares her to the core as she has always had the loser mentality. Therefore, she runs from the endgame finality of a success. See also: cold feet
Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks is to women what foul ball cathing Cub fan Steve Bartman is to men: a monumental comedic screwup.
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A bride whom whenever her wedding comes up in conversation, she avoids it or has a negative reaction due to being self conscious, anxious or over analysing. Different to a bridezilla as the rat bride isn’t demanding or expecting things to go perfectly, but instead feels overwhelmed by the wedding process and the pressure of attention and this manifests in semi-hostile or withdrawn interactions .
I asked Taylor if she wanted to go wedding dress shopping and she had a thousand yard stare and then quickly tried to change the subject. Don’t even try to mention her bachelorette or she’ll probably panic spiral. Total rat bride energy.
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Women who get married more than two times. Often, they idolize the concept of marriage or they enjoy the wedding process.
Jane: Hey Mary, did you hear? Tina is getting married again.
Mary: I'm so not surprised. She is such a serial bride!
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A word that Urban dictionary refuse to define..
I tried to define child-bride on UD, but they refused to publish it. Doesn't stop them publishing 1000 different definitions for "nigger"!
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When a woman is giving a blow job, right before the man cums, he pulls out and cums on each side of her face in her hair making white streaks in her hair like the white streaks in the hair of the Bride of Frankenstein.
I came in hair & made her look like the Bride of Frankenstein.
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Usually a dental assistant who marries the dentist she assists in the hope of gaining more ready and constant access to . . . no, not nitrous oxide, but said dentist's financial assets. In return, the assistant covers for and tries her best to enable the dentist's own nitrous oxide addiction. She does this by participating fully in the addiction with him. Also known as a nitrous whore.
Pure nitrous oxide addiction is very rare among health care professionals, being the rarest among the drugs abuse by this group. When addiction does develop, however, it is most commonly part of a poly-drug abuse pattern and is usually the minor component of the addiction as in the case of the "bulb bride" wannabe, who plays up her mild addiction to the NO supply while becoming even more addicted to the credit cards, banking and investment accounts of her nitrous-huffing boss. Bulb brides habitually enter the office on weekends to find their husbands dead asleep in dental operatory chairs with nitrous masks still strapped on and have been known to turn up the nitrous flow to lethal levels, though only after learning the whereabouts and acquiring safe access to their husbands' not inconsiderable financial assets.
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(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride