Bronte loves a bit of meth with her gluten free porridge in the morning, and she finishes off her porridge with her boyfriends cum to kick start her day but her infected nipple piercing makes her have small aneurysms quite often but she’s a doozy lad
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when one sticks a set of car keys soo far in an anus that blood and poo mix creating an oily substance with a metallic odor.
I lost my car keys! oops sorry i was in the mood for a greasy bronte.
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usually the name Bronte means you are really rude and angry all the time because in greek their name means thunder so rude, angry, mean, sobby, and usually dumb and short
someone random: you look really good today Bronte.
Bronte: grrrrrrrr I hate being called that
and then probably hits them
usually the name Bronte means you are really rude and angry all the time because in greek their name means thunder so rude, angry, mean, sobby, and usually dumb and short
someone random: you look really good today Bronte.
Bronte: grrrrrrrr I hate being called that
and then probably hits them
A person who doesn’t know how to wipe their ass properly
“Hi i’m Bronte and i suffer from skid marks”
Everyone: “Hiii Bronte”
Bryant Alvarez is the original founder of the word Bront. Stands for badass.
The act of eating a small fish, then pooping it out and shoving the remains up your pp
I love Bronting