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A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
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Never pick ur gurl over ur homie that just the way it goes.
"wanna sleep over tonight?
homie= yea kid
lilbitch=i got plans with my gurl
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a motto used by guys who are to insecure to talk to a girl and/or cant keep a stable relationship with a girl, when one of their friends gets into a serious relationship with a girl he is really in love with, and she loves him back. especially happens when the couple spends a lot of time together, and the guy's friends start getting jealous that their friend is spending what they feel is to much time with his love, and not enough time with them
guy 1: yo, we be going partying tonite brother.
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)
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To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.
Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.
what a real man would say..
bill: lets go fishing.
joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.
bill: dude bros before hoes..
joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.
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what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.
He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.
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Oh yea, let me add something else here, remember ' bros before hos'. Lets see how many of those jack asses from high school who say ' bros before hoes' are still around when the shit hits the fan. Maybe 1 or 2? if that, if youre lucky, but the majority will desert you, the same ones saying dont go with that ho/slut whatever they call her. The bros are JEALOUS of the relationship, they arent out for your best interest. They say they are but when the shit hits the fan you see whos the one stickin around, its the one they called the 'ho'. The one who was slandered by the double standard and your bros envied the relationship, finally these assholes got over the fact you were with her, but they tried everything in their power to DESTROY the relationship, finally they get their own women , 'if theyre lucky' but you wait and see whos the one who sticks around, Its the woman. Not the bros.
The womans heart you have forever, the bros come and go. Maybe one or 2 will stick around, still they are jealous too. 'bros before hoes'
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This term is used by nerds and losers when they see their friend got a hot girlfriend and now they feel threatened and jealous because the girl is takin their bud away. They dont get to spend as much time with him anymore. They start saying hes whipped as an excuse to try to get him to stay away from her. They figure hopefully if they taunt him enough he will just forget about the relationship and keep hanging with them 24/7. Ive also seen this used when 1 or 2 dudes have previously dated a girl then she starts going out with their friend, hes really feelin her and she is feelin him but the dudes dont want to see them together.
'Bros before Hoes' , sorry shes meant for me , cant keep us apart man, thats my soulmate, i dont care if you dated her and now call her bitch, her and i are soulmates. sorry you werent but dont hate on her , dont hate on me cause im with her and you werent man enough. Yea face it , she wants me and she really loves me. She didnt love you EVER- she just didnt give a shit about you but she loves me. Im not gonna let that get in the way of the REAL THING
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