brother

(n): A male sibling. Also one of the biggest contradictions ever, in human form. Brothers will often make you want to beat them, maim them, throw them out the window our spray water on their pants. But they will often at times make you want to hug, praise, admire, or even kiss them. You may want to even do all of these things at one time, depending on the situation. In rare cases, you might even say to him, 'I love you'. But that's very, VERY, rare. Even if it turns out that your brother is a narcissistic, lazy, idiotic punk, he will be there for you when he knows you need help, advice, or just a person to talk to. And though you may not admit it now, or ever, when he needs you, you will do the same. After all, he's stuck with you until either of you die.

Person: Hey, can I ask you a favor?

Person's Brother: Nope.

Person: Douchebag.

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Brothering

Similar to parenting, where parents carry out their duties as parents, this is where brothers carry out their brotherly duties.

The type of brothering depends on age: if you are an older brother, your duty is generally to embarass your sibling; if you are a younger brother, your duties tend to be to annoy your sibling and follow them around.

1 - My little bro hit me with some younger brothering earlier, so I decided to do some older brothering for payback.
2 - Yeah? So what did you do?
1- I embarassed the hell outta him.

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Brother

The best person in the world.
He's such an idol to his sisters.
Brother is the best.

Bryony (Sister) - BROTHER, you're the best.
Kerry (Sister) - Yeah! You're our idol!
Sean (Brother) - Aww thanks guys. You're the best sisters.

That's an example of a good family relationship.

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brotheritis

the pain you get from having a brother who lives to tease you

Alex and Dan have given me a terrible case of brotheritis

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brother

Excuse me...you added an extra letter. Yeah, the R shouldn't be there...it's BOTHER...haha. An annoying younger sibling male born to drive others crazy...

My BrOTHER is a little tard that has no life...

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Brother

Somewhere a girl might put you as a best friend and someone can trust. It is very hard to get out of this relationship, however she may in the long run finally ask you out.

Jack and I are like brother and sister, however he is my best friend.

brother

A word in which is used to argue with when you don’t want to be called sister, created by James charles’ younger brother Ian

James: and here we have sister Ian

Ian: brother Ian

James: sister Ian

Ian: brother
James: sister
Ian: brother