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Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.
Wanna help me out in Brown Bagging my teacher?
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Having sex with someone who has a brown paper bag over their head.
A: Damn, that girl is so ugly. You still going to take her home?
B: Yeah, I'll just have to brown bag it.
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The act of unzipping one's bean bag, and taking a dump in it... then zipping it back up for the next unsuspecting user.
D: "I just brown bagged my roomates bean bag while he was showering."
L: "Dude thats raw!"
D: "I can't wait for movie night tonight!"
*later that night during movie night*
K: "Oh you guys are asses!"
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The act of sucking a fart out of another's ass then blowing it back in. Similar to using a bag when hyperventilating.
That chick is so hot that I would brown bag her fart box.
Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.
Bro #1“Hey man, were you jerkin' it last night?”
Bro #2 “Yeah”
Bro #1“Why isn't there cum everywhere?”
Bro #2 “It's all good, I brown- bagged”
A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.
Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.
Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.
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