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A beautiful oxbow lake in northeast louisiana with a large malignant tumor in the form of a landfill, that is in great need of a coup d'etat. People management is pushing the lake into a stagnant shit hole. One of the few lakes in Louisiana that serves as a home for the Gulf Pipefish, not too many motherfuckers know about this so it seems. To go to shit ecologically due to people management.
Person 1: What's up with the water park these days?
Person 2: It's been Lake Bruined from what I heard, there's never any quality pussy to take home from there anymore.
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The most OP piece of shit ever in Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Before the great nerf, the bruin mk9 would basically laser you into oblivion it was a laser beam of doom until the great nerf and now they are useless in season 5 beyond
Gamer:FUCK!
Person 1:Bruin MK9?
Gamer:yes
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A crazy bitch from South Africa who tries to teach but really just rambles on about her dry sex life all the time.
Dude that class was so Sue de Bruin I fell asleep with an inverted penis
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The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year
Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"
Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"
after the game....
Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"
Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"
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Bruin is one of the coolest guys you’ll ever meet. He is super chill and sometimes can be funny. He will try and make people laugh, although people may not laugh. He is also very athletic and can pull all the time.
Wow look at that, Bruins at it again.
Shitty poverty ass hockey team named after a dumb bear; gets owned by the panthers every year
jimmy: did you see the bruins game last night?
cole: yeah sam reinhart owns their poverty ass
jackson: guys im gayyyyyyy
Bruin is always a very handsome and athletic male. All the girls flirt with him and love him. But he doesn’t find a grate until he’s 18