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A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo
"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"
This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"
Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser
Someone who b wakin up wit a swollen eye n hand..
shorty L Bruiser
The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.
Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."
Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.
Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.
Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.
Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!
Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.
A man called Bruce that is built different and can mess anyone up that steps in there way. If you mess with a bruiser believe me you will be in for a world of hurt. Bruiser may be tough but he has a soft side when it domes to the ladies he will have your heart pumping making u dizzy with some of the things you can do. You will always need a bruiser in your like he will make you feel so special
Bruiser is an alpha male