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Brunette

Girls with dark hair.

Judging by the definitions here, brunettes seem insecure. They slag blondes off and say that they're better than them. Definately a sign of insecurity and jealousy. No hair colour is better than any other. Fucks sake!

Stop judging people by their hair colour and get a fuckin' life! No hair colour's sexier than any other so get over it.

by computer says no May 18, 2005

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Brunettes

They aren't better than Blondes, not smarter or nicer. Intelligence and personality has nothing to do with hair colour. And I do NOT walk around saying "Like, Oh My God, I'm so totally cool!". That is what American women do.

Me and my 2 best friends are blonde, and we have a real good laugh when we're out.
Not that having fun is anything to do with hair colour of course. I was trying to prove a point.

by Glittery Goddess June 1, 2004

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Brunette

People who are jealous of blondes hair, so they make fucking retarded jokes about them. Actually, some blondes are not stupid. Ever thought of that? Blondes can sometimes be bitches, and so can brunettes, but i think its a pile of fucking bull shit that in every movie i see, the blonde girl is always either the popular bitch, or the goody goody. SO stereotipyical.

Brunette: "HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?"

Other Brunette: "HOW?"

Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"

Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"

Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."

by whocaresanyways? January 5, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


brunettes

Based on your definitions, a bunch of very conceited, pompous girls. I happen to be a blonde and I don't run around making definitions that read, "Oh em gee!11!!one!11! Blondes are lYke so much better!"

" Look at that conceited brunette who's making fun of blondes. What a loser; she can't even get a guy to buy her a drink."

by Blonde Mafia December 11, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brunette

1. Person with a hair color that is a darker shade of BLOND.

2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.

3. The most common hair color.

That girl is a brunette and thinks blonds are dumb just because she thinks she's ugly.

That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette

by The Opinionator March 5, 2010

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Brunette

A female with brown hair. Typically try to kid themselves into thinking that they're better than blondes.

"All men agree that brunettes should either get some hair dye or kill themselves and rid the world of their presence."

by huv9pwl;ain June 22, 2005

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Burning brunette

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster

That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.

by deeksdeeks May 1, 2020