When girl isn't good enough for you so you decide you identify as a IKEA shopping bag
"Jim why don't you have a girlfriend yet"
"I am a Buchanan Mapplebeck"
josh is a cool gamer but fat and is a rhino
oh guys it’s josh buchanan he’s going to eat us all
Frank B thinks he is ARD when in reality he will shove empty coke cans up his asshole then shove hot dogs down his throat while screaming daddy
my husbands favorite sex move is the Frank Buchanan
BBC stands for multiple things and can be used for multiple uses, this one Stan’s for Big Buchanan Cock. People with names that start with a are more attracted to it then most.
Big Buchanan Cock. Big and strong, usually sticky at times.