contiki bus driver

Older man who tries to pick up younger women.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.

I had my 21st birthday party and my uncle was hitting on all my friends like a contiki bus driver.

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Bus Driver Arms

Arms that have a mass of fat along the back of them. This fat is often loose and jiggly, so the fatty nature would be easily highlighted by someone driving the wide steering wheel of a bus.

That chick has got some wicked bus driver arms!

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Dirty Bus Driver

A non-sexual choke performed by an older woman to discipline a male. Although there is no sexual tension involved, the male orgasms in his pants.

She was scolding tommy for cursing but it turned into a classic dirty bus driver.

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Thanking the bus driver

Requesting deep anal sex from the fortnite bus driver.

“Yo John thank the bus driver before you drop”
“Ok”
“Hey simon!!! John’s thanking the bus driver!!!!”

bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers

Bruce the bus driver is evil!

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bus driver wig

A short, cheap wig. Also called a "kitten-wig," it's essentially a brown version of an early 2000's short emo haircut.

"Did you see Shaniqua in that ugly ass Bus Driver wig?"

bus driver

Someone who's figuratively going nowhere in life, like a bus driver.

So you dropped out of school and you smoke buds every day?
man, you're such a fucking bus driver.

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