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An evasive manuever in Windows when somebody is viewing too much porn for the kernel.
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Repeating a quote, or funny line you have said previously, to a new audience.
Basically trying to get a second round of laughter by bringing it up again, even if it wasnt funny the first time.
man 1: hey did you here my burn on kelly yesterday? He hit a shot playing basketball and said 'im on fire'.. so i was like 'thats cos you have red hair' ha ha ha
man 2: jeez dude dont be a Cads
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Computer-Aided-Design. Done by engineering chads.
Person 1: Bro wtf are u watching porn?
Person 2: Nah, wtf. I'm doing CAD
Person 1: I apologize my lord.
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Acronym for Cope and Dilate
Said to MTF transwomen who have undergone Gender Reassignment Surgery (GRS) to obtain a neo-vagina which has to be dilated multiple times a day for years to prevent it from closing up.
Reddit transwoman: The reason I can't get laid is because of cissexism perpetuated by bigoted gay, lesbian and straight people. Genital fetishistic bigots!!!
Fed-up Reddit user*: CAD
before getting permanently banned from Reddit.
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kicks ass according to the great nohimn
anyone who hates CAD should have a pineapple shoved up their ass.
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Someone who is vulgar and shows no regaurd towards proper ettiquette or speech around someone of importance
"Hey baby," John exclaimed, jovially, "that was QUICK!"
"Yeah," Melissa replied nonchalantly, "I just pissed in under one minute."
"Baby, don't be such a cad!" John replied harshly.
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