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Californication

n. A California vacation taken by a lonely older chick, usually from someplace crappy like Rochester, NY, for purposes of getting laid by some guy half her age she met on teh internet.

Wow, Amy, tell us all about how you worked Knny on your Californication!

by goatboy February 19, 2005

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Californication

The process in which beautiful states with low populations (I.e Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico etc.) get turned into California. This process is caused by an influx of California migrants bringing their idiotic policies to these states, which subsequently over rides the native voters.

Oregon and Washington were the first states to undergo californication, which happened back in the early 1990s.

Someday Idaho and Montana will become victims of californication.

by Sir Memelot February 3, 2021

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californication

having sex when you are pregnant
or guys: having sex with someone that is pregnant.
and dont listen to any of the other shitty definitions because mine is right. and if you dont beleive me listen to the lyrics of californication by the red hot chile peppers. and if you listen to any of the other definitions that say listen to that song, mine will make the most sense. ( and i dont even know why you are going to go looking at the other definitions because i already restricted you for doing so)

" i just had some californication at my sisters wedding"

by jazzy fresh -Emily April 13, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Californication

Teenage Pregnancies.

You are a disgrace to the woman race, you example of californication!

Our country is brewing with californication, won't somebody do something!

by Zaine April 15, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


californication

the act of fornicating in california

guy1: hey guys guess what...
guy2: wuzzaht maaan -.- duude..i am so...wasted *-*
guy1: ehhh ima gonna...ehhh wuzzah word...californication?
guy2: where at homie G dawgg g l k p minnow eh?....wasted *-* OOO YEAH UHHH THATS GOOD UHHH
guy1: -.- cali holmes

by Sawin October 27, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Veronica Californication

A Stripper / Porn Star Extrodinair...

Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...

Fred: Jimmy Buddy you doing okay lately?

Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!

Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?

Jimmy: You Know Man, Veronica Californication

by Veronica Chenney November 13, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


californization

when bastard Californians colonize another state or city and bring with them all sorts of problems, leaving the place worse off than before they came. For example: Seattle, Texas, Oregon, plenty of places.

โ€œIโ€™m sick of all this californization. All these californianizers keep ruining our city.โ€

by colecaine March 21, 2023