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When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion
Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.
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When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..
She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.
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Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.
"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."
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Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.
I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.
A meme where the noise from the 2023 indie game pizza tower calls the main protagonist peppino. With the ring tone being "Noise is calling pick up phone" repeated
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
waikiki wake-up call someone.
When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.