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Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.
Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.
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In the context of politics, a false flag candidate refers to a person who is presented as a candidate for an election but is actually working in secret for another group or organization. This can happen when a political party or group tries to manipulate an election by presenting a candidate who appears to be from a different political ideology or background than they actually are. The goal is to deceive voters and win their support by hiding the true intentions and affiliations of the candidate.
"She switched parties faster than it took for the election results ink to dry. We think she may have been a false flag candidate. Time to audit her financial donors list and follow the money trail."
"We ran her as a False Flag Candidates, knowing the whole time that she'd switch parties shortly after the win in order to give us a supermajority."
"She was a false flag candidate, and switched parties shortly after winning the election. Time to require a special election for party switching midstream."
Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.
Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.
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The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.
I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!
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An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.
It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.
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A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.
His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.
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You've seen a radio-active Spider-Man, but you haven't seen a radio-active Spider-Man that's in love with his mother. Sexy.
"Coming to a theater near you, Spider-Manchurian Candidate."
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