A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.
I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!
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The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.
We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe
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A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.
When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.
Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.
Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.
When you spend your time doing very fun and exciting things.
We really burnt the cardboard this weekend.
when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.
hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?
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