/care

Psuedo-computer scripting term, telling people that you do not at all care about the subject in matter.

Example #1
Pedro: Hey fool, I took a shit on your mothers chest yesterday.
You: /care.
Pedro: Stop trying to make /care happen, it won't happen.

Example #2
Jeffery: I'm 360 no scope master of the universe!!!!!1111one1
You:/care dude
Jeffery: HEUEUEH... i shagged yer mum

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careful

To throw,sling,or hit an object with no care

“Be careful with that plate” mom said
Me: breaks plate and all others

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caring

Sarcastically stating the one cares.

'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'

'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'

'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'

'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'

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Care

Said when you actually don't care at all. Used in a sarcastic tone.

"Hey man, i think my mom might pass"

"Care about her!"

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Cared

Usually used after someone uses the term 'asked'. Means you cared what that person said and it wasnt pointless.

"Dude i fucked some girl with huge titties last night."

"Asked."
"Cared."

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caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.

Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.

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#care

"#care", a term apparently first used by _mockingbird_ means "don't care" or "I don't bother". No one knows where the slang first originated from. It's adoption is not yet widespread, but more people seem to be picking it up.
Suggestions that "#care" refers to a real or non-existing IRC channel have been denied.
Notice that, often, "#care" is used by itself, use of a personal pronoun like in "I #care" has never been seen.

"Are you done finishing your work?"
- "No, but #care." (Not: "I #care.")

"I should have done that yesterday but #care"

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