Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

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carne asada tip

When a girls vagina is soo loose that it resembles a and edge piece of carne asada

Monica has a very loose looking carne asada tip... great now i cant eat meat its too gross. peeeyaah

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titties con carne

When you pour chile w/meat on a girls chest and then titty fuck them.

I gave Krista a titties con carne

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Chile Con Carne

When you cut open someone anus and/or asshole and have them shit in your mouth to create a shit-blood mix.

Jay: NAH WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG CUT IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND WHY IS IT SHIT STAINED

Elliot: Jack wanted to do a Chile Con Carne... you wouldn't understand

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Chili Con Carne

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.

Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"

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Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

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chili con carne

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

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