Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.
Guy #1: What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
Guy #2: Nice f carpet bomb.
When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying
Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?
No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb
Woah Dude Rightgeous
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An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain
I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut
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When you're riding reverse cowgirl, leave a stink trail on there pubis.
I gave your father a proper college carpet bomb last night.
Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.
"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."
"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."
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The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.
Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.
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