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It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.
A carrot is a fucking carrot.
Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.
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When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.
Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.
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The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.
The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.
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The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.
Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.
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an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe
My favorite food is the carrot.
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What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis
There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it
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A woman having Sexual pleasure with the use of a carrot.
Nika B. :"Have you ever tried carroting? "
Paula V. :" Nah, what's that?
Nika B. :"Oh, that shoving a carrot into your pussy, it's real good! "
Paula V. :" Well there is only one way to find out if it's good"
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