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The result of haveing intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection.
Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.
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When you dont clean your penis and all the sperm gets trapped inside causing it to look like cauliflower
"Hey melissa, I was fucking this guy when i saw all this shit and i realised he was a cauliflower dick!"
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When a person has severe HPV in his or her anus.
I went to eat my girls booty last night and i saw she had cauliflower ass!
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When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats The Cauliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"
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another word for broccoli
The man was eating green cauliflower.
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To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!
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When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.
Related to a Mushroom Slap.
I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!
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