Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades)

Bruh, I mistook your chair for a toilet and I shat on it...

Chair

A chair is a thing you sit your ass on instead of sitting on the floor

Imma sit my ass on that chair

Chair

The ship name for Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass

I'm rooting for Chair because they belong together.

Chair

A thing that is sat on.

IT'S A CHAIR!!!
OHH!!!
IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!
It's a chaaaaair!!!
Jeez. That was a highlight

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chair

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.

noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!

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Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives

Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub

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in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.

Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.

1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.

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