When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
To take a dump.
Especially in an outside toilet.
May I use your bathroom?
I need to relax the chocolate starfish.