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The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
To take a dump.
Especially in an outside toilet.
May I use your bathroom?
I need to relax the chocolate starfish.