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Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009

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Circle Jerk

Someone who is being a genuine douchebag on Google+. They can either be making a bunch of really stupid updates, making rude comments on your posts, or +1ing updates about your grandmother dying.

Person 1: Dude, can you believe what Mark posted on Google+ last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, he was being such a Circle Jerk.

Person 1: I posted, "RIP Love you grandma," on my Google+ last night and Mark +1'd it.
Person 2: He thinks he's so funny, but really he's just a Circle Jerk.

by sillyrob July 12, 2011

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Circle Jerk

A circle jerk is the abrupt, jerking stop after pulling the handbrake while doing doughnuts in a car.

I got Whiplash from that circle jerk

by moonlight rose May 11, 2015

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Circle Jerk

When Males sit in a circle and jack off and they all ejaculate on a piece of bread in the middle and last one to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Brett lost the circle jerk on purpose to eat the bread.

by Tyler Spillane May 2, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


circle-jerk

The practice of expressing emotions, feelings, and impractical sentiments as a means of bonding or gaining appreciation for the members of your team. Related activities may include, but are not limited to making lists, repeatedly affirming one's consent with another persons already expressed opinion, etc.

Oftentimes 'circle-jerking' will occur during meeting times when people feel the need to express their own opinions over and over for the sake of hearing their own voice. Furthermore, they will speak in circles, never actually reaching a point, therefore, appearing like a total jerk off...the entire session then seems like youve experienced a circle-jerk.

Brian: What are we doing at meeting?

Karen: You know we're just going to make lists and circle-jerk like always.

by Obvi Goake September 11, 2008

153๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


circle jerk

when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

53๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


+Circle Jerk

Someone who somehow ends up in one of your G+ circles, then starts a flamewar in what you'd thought would be a non-controversial post.

"I like Cheese."

+5 people like this.

(+Circle Jerk) "Nazis loved cheese, too."

by ErieHog August 14, 2011

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