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Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019


clag bag/s

A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.

Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'

by QPump August 5, 2011


De-clagging

The art of moping up semen from a prositutes vagina after she has been shagged by at least 8 blokes ...

After you select your hooker and you notice a line of people leaving her room , you then 'dip' down and go for the growl hoping to get other men's semen is stuck in her pubic hair and you proceed anyway to mop that all up with your tounge and therefore De-clagging it...
Tasty.....

by Zoidburg May 2, 2021


spider clag

The sweat around your Chocolate starfish...

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out

by IanW1981 August 15, 2017


clag

A mix between slag and cunt

Mrs Smith is such a clag, she gave me 30 questions in maths

by Cjcjcjdnd March 21, 2024


Clag

A very little living creature (can be used for small human or insects).

Look at that clag over here (point to a lonely little ladybug)

by Flosaure January 5, 2024


CLAG

Synonym describing Cute Little Asian Girls

“That CLAG is totally my type!”

by ShadowsOfLife May 1, 2015