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bits of shit stuck to ya arse crack.
Wat skanky peeps get who dont wash.
You no who u are
Tramp. 'Oooooooooh bloody hell i need to clean me arse these cling ons are killing me.'
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When someone is being clingy and annoying at the same time.
Jake: “babe come here”
Sarah: “no, get away from me you cling ass
Honors Cling: A noun/verb describing when students in Honors, AP, advanced, or accelerated courses struggle in said classes, but continue to take them anyways because they feel like they have to. This could be because of peer pressure, parental pressure, or what ever else might make them feel like they gotta.
"Aw man, you're taking three whole AP classes? Weren't you failing AP Chem last year?"
"Yeah, it's that Honors cling, dude. I'd quit all of 'em if I could."
It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.
Little tiny piece of shit like lets say the size of a golf ball that doesnt come off.
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Like a summer fling, except with more apple picking, Netflix, and snuggling. And with lower standards.
Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.
Example A:
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."
Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."
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"So it appears that I have been wrapped in cling-film," said Roy Orbison without emotion. "Yes," I agreed.
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This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!
Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!
Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!
Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!
Human: *commits suicide*