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Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.
I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.
Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.
Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.
Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.
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A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
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A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
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The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”
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The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.
He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.
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When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him
He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.
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Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed
- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition
- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.
They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.
Stage 9
Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣
~ submitted by Hcurlylocks
Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.
Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)