A clobber of Aerichs

The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.

Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!

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clobber claw

(n) a television remote control

"Hand me the clobber claw."

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Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

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slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

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Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

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Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

clobbering

A blowjob with no teeth.

"Elmra took her dentures out and gave me a clobbering!"