The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.
Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!
(n) a television remote control
"Hand me the clobber claw."
To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke
Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.
The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.
I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.
The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!
I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!
The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...
Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe
A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.