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A clobber of Aerichs

The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.

Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!

by Clobberite August 23, 2018


clobber claw

(n) a television remote control


"Hand me the clobber claw."

by kmojoh September 04, 2006


Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 04, 2009


slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

by Captain Clobber December 15, 2015


Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003


Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019


clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 10, 2022