cobble stomp

Sexualised placement of one or more feet into a cobbler, usually peach. Often clothed in a single sock the stomper will move the foot about attempting to get the more fluid material to pass up and between the toes. The cobble soiled socks fetch a premium from the right wearer.

That Onizuka chap offered to pay me handsomely for some basic cobble stomp photos, dude didn't even want me to cry during it.

Cobble Pond

An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond

Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”