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if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!
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Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!
When you have sex with a rich girl who is engaged to another man.
I got my cock in that rock. She was engaged with a fat ring on her finger. But I still busted a nut inside her.
To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.
Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.
The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.
They played Cock Rocks at the party