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NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.

John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.

by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 12, 2019

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Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.

Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”

by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022


Slap Cock

It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it

Alex” - “You pussy”
Younes” - “slap cock

by Urban Dictionary Official site January 29, 2020


Cock Slap

A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.

“Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap

by ghwhiffer January 8, 2022


cock slap

To be hit in the face with a penis

I Will cock slap you

by Jhfffhjk December 27, 2016


cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap

guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK

by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022


Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019