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When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.
My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out
A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.
Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.
a womans vagina that is filled with scabbs and crusty blood
forrests mom has a rusty cockpit
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A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.
What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?
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Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.
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The area on the female where the pilot (the man) lands his nuts on the females asshole and flips his member into her vagina making a stable yet efficient compartment for the pilot.
Pilot: All aboard the Russian cockpit.
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Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!