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(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.
That girl is a colon cowgirl because at least she can't get pregnant again.
A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.
I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.
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When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
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Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.
That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.
A total fatass douchebag aka a fat penguin that waddles down hallways.
Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.
The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.
The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!
I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.
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Noisy Gassous discharge ...Loud Fart
He tried to be discreat, but the colon cough gave him away.