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Condom

A rubber tube to stick your dick in so that you don’t end up with a kid.

She eyed me with a slutty grin and slammed the door shut. I was just chilling, trying to ignore my huge boner. Julia strolled over to me and asked if we should use a condom. I say that I definitely don’t want a kid, so yes. she pulls of her stripper boots and thong, and pulls out three condoms. she asked me what color and flavor I want. I told her blue raspberry, which is the blue one. Julia ripped off my jeans and slid on the condom. I stuck my dick into her and she started to moan. I then started to cum, and the condom burst.

Now i have a kid.

by the fuck king March 2, 2020

Condom

The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.

It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.

Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.

This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.

I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.

by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009

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condom

It is usually made of latex, and is placed over a man's penis before entering the woman's vagina. They are used to protect both the man and woman against sexually transmitted diseases (STD). They vary in size, color, and ever flavors.

He never has sex without a condom, because he is worried of getting an STD.

by penas endabut December 5, 2006

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