Shit Game Connoisseur is the term used for someone who willingly buys into pre alpha game releases, early access games and has a forthright willingness to play games that are shit or are highly likely to stay in development hell, they're very very not risk adverse when it comes to purchasing games.
I identify as a shit game connoisseur, therefore i am, Shakespeare backs me up on this one.
A person who knows all about dick such as how to suck on them, how to handle the gag reflect, and swallow the hot cream load and tell you what you ate for dinner last night.
My chick busted my nut in 3 minutes, and knew I ate bananas last night. She's definitely a skin flute connoisseur
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The one and only Read Weed reviews tic-tacs.
OMG ITS THE TIC TAC CONNOISSEUR
1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.
"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"
30👍 4👎
Only the greatest of meme viewers. Decides, only using deductive reasoning, that the greatest of all memes, such as Harambe, "covfefe" and Hitler / Anti-Semitic memes, are to his / her liking. One only views these on true websites made for memes, or as they call it, "memesites". These so-called "memesites" include Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat.
"Hey boy, why are you trespassing on my property?" "I'm a 12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur. You shan't talk to me in that manner" "I am very sorry sir, I did not know."
8👍 5👎
A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
A "kaji connoisseur" is one who excessively acquaintances themselves with kaji and likes him more then friends should like each other. A kaji connoisseur also rides kaji very excessively, this is because they think so highly of kaji despite him being 4"11. Kaji connoisseurs are people you must avoid because they will go to any length and cross and boundary for kaji, ex. Mohammed tells kaji every word spoken by peter, word for word, bar for bar.
"That guy is such a kaji connoisseur because he keeps riding his damn dick."