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Conrad

A stiffy, hard-on, erection.

"Bro I've got the biggest conrad"
"Bro"
"Bro"
"No homo bro"

by neo noodle May 18, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Conrad

Conrad is a nice guy who has a big ego, but when he meets someone he really likes, he's the nicest person on earth to them. He'll always put up a fight and perhaps encourage fights too. If you know a Conrad, be prepared for someone with a big ego, but don't worry, once you get close, you'll find him to be the nicest guy ever.

Guy 1: "Conradddddd!!! You got such a big ego bro!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, you do, but you're a nice guy!"

by sixfoottentoes August 31, 2020

8πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


conrade

(n)
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.

a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language

Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.

by ak March 8, 2005

15πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Conrad

A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.

Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.

by jadestar114 May 1, 2010

18πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Conrad

Someone who joins stupid high school gangs and wears lame clothes in the hope of gaining popularity.
Ironically, it is these things which cause them to lack popularity.

God, he's such a conrad.

That guy should really give up. So conrad.

by uih8 December 5, 2008

19πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


Conrad

gay

guy #1: bro ru gay
conrad: yea lol

by urmomgaycelina September 5, 2021

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Conrad

A sweet sweet boy, who doesn’t like any girl, Is really sexy. People think he is shy at first by then later you find out you are in love with him, but he doesn’t have a crush on you. HA!

Me: Hey Conrad, you are so sweet
Conrad: Shut up

by Pony Horse May 30, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž