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Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
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Why the fuck are you looking this up
Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
a hoe that manipulates unintelligent men or women into sex, with its only purpose being to accumulate as many STDs as possible. Has the potential to create a new STD.
dude i nearly had another run-in with the std containment chamber, do you think it's gonna end up catching me?
A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash
I’ll put these sockets into this cotton candy container
When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.
Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"
A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.
Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.
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That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.
Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something
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