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Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
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Why the fuck are you looking this up
Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash
I’ll put these sockets into this cotton candy container
a hoe that manipulates unintelligent men or women into sex, with its only purpose being to accumulate as many STDs as possible. Has the potential to create a new STD.
dude i nearly had another run-in with the std containment chamber, do you think it's gonna end up catching me?
When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.
Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"
A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.
Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.
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That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.
Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something
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