auto-copulate

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

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copulate self

Medical term: To remove an N.G. tube from yourself before medically advised.

The patient justpulled out his N.G. tube,"well he just copulated himself!

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Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.

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go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

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dupe copulator

Goat love-maker

Elan is a dupe copulator

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Copulated

Cop-populated. An area, street, or intersection with lots of cops

Nah, I'm not driving the night before thanksgiving, the roads are too copulated

Copulation

The amount of police populating a certain area.

Main street is has a high copulation.