cornering

What an obses conservative female blogger does with a fellow obese male blogger's penis to celebrate an off year election win by a few conservative candidates.

Kathryn:

I'm just trying to suck Jonah into election-night Cornering.

Jonah: I'd love to, but I've already cornered myself to pictues of Chris Christie's teddy bear splendor

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cornered

To bump/crash into a corner; somehow hurt yourself with the edge of furniture (usually).

P1: OWWW!!
P2: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Pi: I just cornered myself! x.x

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corner

used in the popular phrase of fellow brethren knights in which you send a person into the "corner" for making a wicked bad joke. The jesture for this action is pointing at the person with the crappy joke and then pointing to your left or right. Also for short "mad corns"

wow huie, that was the unfunniest joke of all time, get in the corner.

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corner

where my bitches are at

my bitches be at the corner

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corners

the white frothy stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth when you are trashed...

froth corners

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corner

The place where little jack horner sat.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
eating his pudding and pie...

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corners

the leftover herion located in the corners of the bags that junkies use when they don't have any dope left

AW SHIT ILL JUST USE THE CORNERS FOR NOW

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