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Coronal Retentive

Excessively orderly and fussy, paying too much attention to detail, as the result of being locked in during the coronaviral era.

She had always been relaxed and carefree. But with nowhere to go and no one to see, she reorganized every item in the bathroom cabinet by size, color and alphabetical order, and worried she was becoming coronal retentive.

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020


Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018


Queen City Coronation

When someone defecates a ring of feces on another person's head (usually one who is passed-out drunk), thus resulting in a crown.

Did you see how fucked up Jesse was at the party last night? He ended up passing out on the couch so David gave him a proper Queen City Coronation.

by NikNasty November 14, 2009

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Coronal Mass Ejection

A huge, loud ass cough.

Excuse me, I just had a Coronal Mass Ejection.

by NihilegoBuil October 21, 2020


Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.

Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015


Coronal Ridge

The ridge of skin that is between the butthole and ballsack.

Man 1: I had to get my coronal ridge waxes before Stacy would give me a rusty trombone.

by Mr. JayBee June 29, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Coroners

The way a piece of shit dad says "corona virus."

"Shayla got the coroners."

by TH16 April 14, 2021