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a good old place where we all get naked
last night we had a crazy orgy on the couch
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When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.
A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!
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To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.
When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.
"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"
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Dude, quit being such a couch and meet us out at the field for a killer game of ultimate frisbee.
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Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.
"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"
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when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.
When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.
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