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The annoying text that pops up when you type a word that doesnt exist.
This will show up when you type: uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw', or some random gibberish.
Me: types in uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw'
urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw'
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When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.
Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"
Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"
His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"
His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."
Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.
Traditionally used in military/business culture.
"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."
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When someone won't shut the hell up about a topic you don't care for.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck
Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.
"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."
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A anime where a skeleton warrior fails to protect everyone in his life
The skeleton soldier couldn't protect the dungeon
Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
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