Cousin

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

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cousin it

The act of ejaculating on a females face then stickin her hair to the man juice. Similar to an "Abe Lincoln" but shaving of hair is not necesary.

After i came on her face i gave her a cousin it.

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Cousin

A creeper- someone who is doing things such as facebook stalking, acting like a creeper or actually stalking someone.

"Sheesh can you stop being a cousin for a hot minute?"

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Cousin

The most annoying fucks ever in the wold they Just piss you off and Shit in your pants

"Hi cousin YOUR A FUCKING DICK YOU KNOW THAT!!"

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The Cousin IT

The act of cumming on the sleeping females forehead and then swiping a layer of hair over it. Creating the infamous cousin it look.

The bitch fell asleep on me so I pulled the cousin It.

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Cousin

A cousin is like a brother or sister that you don’t fight with but see all the time.

My cousin is my best friend and He is a couple months older then me and I’m he’s like my big brother I never had. I love all 13 of my cousins! ( and my sisters to.)

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Cousin It

Starting off with either a spiderman, regular facial or if you are a badass, the raspberry swirl. You then flip the victims hair over her head where it will then stick to her face and give the resemblence to Cousin It.

Derrick: Yo what up?
Bobby: Not much, choppin' it easy! You?
Derrick:Choppin' down the block, cause I'm just tryin' to do, what i'm tryin to do, cause we was tryin' to do, what we was tryin' to do! Know what i'm sayin?
Bobby: No
Derrick: What you do last night?
Bobby: I took this ho back to the hizzy, and I had to crank dat spiderman right up in that bitches face, she started screamin and i flipped that bitches weave over her head, and it stuck to her face and she looked like Cousin It, son!
Derrick:Oh

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